Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying “Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won’t ever happen again!” Today’s my birthday. FML
It used to be that my only idea of using scented oil at home was to burn it using a tealight candle. Unfortunately, the smell doesn’t envelope the whole house, so P and I have been looking for other ways to freshen up the house without having to use chemicals.
I think this tutorial is worth a try, especially with two dogs in the house. Hehe.
- Seen on Lifehacker
What does a guy who has committed his life to celibacy and has no family of his own know about raising a family?
An ideal family has five or seven kids?
This country is a joke the way its people bow down to the Catholic Church. Stupid fucking know-it-alls.
Co-worker: Iniisip ko nga kaninang umaga kung papasok ako e.
Me: Araw-araw ko iniisip yan.
Was late again this morning. My cellphone alarm did ring at 6am, and I did wake up at 6am, but meh. Turned it off instead of putting it on snooze and went back to sleep. :P
Woke up at 7:30am. Was late for 30 minutes. My butt fell asleep on the way to work because we were riding an Innova of all vehicles and it is too damn narrow in front for two passengers.
Note to FX drivers: never use an Innova. Oh, my butt. T_T
